Interesting one-liners

by **Burp** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 6:54 am

##Don\'t be so humble, you\'re not that great##
anybody wants to shoot more one-liners...welcome

by **Nyx!** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 9:01 am

There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.

by **Nyx!** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 9:04 am

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

by **Nyx!** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 9:10 am

Where there\'s a will, I want to be in it.
I don\'t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can\'t.

by **thanatos** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 12:35 pm

Death is a religion, death is a priest, death is a truth, embracing me...

by **gauri** » Sat Feb 15, 2003 3:27 am

\"veni vidi velcro\" -
I came, I saw, I stuck around.<br>
I was an atheist till I realised I was God.<br>
\"There is no truth in this statement.\"

by ME » Sat Feb 15, 2003 6:20 am

veni vidi visa..i came ,i saw, i shopped!!

by **Shaad-Aabaad** » Sat Feb 15, 2003 12:10 pm

My Girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate....So I got myself two girlfriends..

by **Purushothama** » Wed Feb 19, 2003 10:46 pm

Yadha raja Thadha Praja

by **RAMS** » Mon Mar 03, 2003 1:03 pm

Veni Veni Veni.. I came, I came, I came

by **$harath** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 10:41 am

If God Ever Gives Me A Chance To Change One Thing,Then I Ud Try To re-organize the Alphabets and Place U & I Together.

by La » Tue Mar 04, 2003 10:56 am

Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day; Give him a religion, and he’ll starve to death while praying for a fish

by **Aadi** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:27 pm

I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!!

by **Aadi** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:28 pm

Are you religious? Good, because I\'m the answer to your prayers.

by **Aadi** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:30 pm

Baby, you\'re so sweet, you put the Pulla Reddy\'s outta business.

by **Aadi** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:31 pm

Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?

by **Aadi** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:32 pm

Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.

by **Aadi** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:34 pm

HI! I just wanted to give you the SATISFACTION of TURNING ME DOWN, go ahead say NO.

by **Aadi** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:36 pm

Hey! You must be Hyderabadi, \'cause you know... Hyderabadis make me crazy.

by **Aadi** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:37 pm

You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I\'M cute.

by La » Tue Mar 04, 2003 5:04 pm

Aadi, did u get this lines off indiatimes? Or was it rediff?

by **Aadi** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 5:38 pm

Nope Man! indiatimes? rediff? do u think that they invented all these? u may find in them in many other sites but i tell u these r from a pot-pourri book, one from my grandfather\'s collections, which is as old as him. I don\'t read it anymore coz i remember most of them.

by **Dinks** » Thu Mar 06, 2003 9:37 pm

Man: \"Haven\'t I seen you someplace before? Woman: \"Yeah, that\'s why I don\'t go there anymore.\"

by **angel** » Sat Mar 08, 2003 2:03 pm

i think i missed u...plz do:)

by **Mickey** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 10:39 am

Death is a NMI (non maskable interrupt).

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