ONE COOL FAMILY

[Just Another Human]

Three Wise Men



In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.



Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She looked at me like I was dumber than dirt and said "You darn Yankees never do read the Bible!" I assured her that I did but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled thru some pages and finally jabbed her finer at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar.' "

[enigma]

Each flower is a soul opening out to nature.

[Ar!e$]

Each flower is a soul opening out to nature.

DAT WAS 2 GOOD

[Alexis]

Three Wise Men

In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.

Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She looked at me like I was dumber than dirt and said "You darn Yankees never do read the Bible!" I assured her that I did but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled thru some pages and finally jabbed her finer at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar.' "

OMG!!!!

Afar = A fire.

Musta been a redneck lady with a deep southern accent!

[Just Another Human]

Three Wise Men

In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.

Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She looked at me like I was dumber than dirt and said "You darn Yankees never do read the Bible!" I assured her that I did but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled thru some pages and finally jabbed her finer at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar.' "

OMG!!!!
Afar = A fire.
Musta been a redneck lady with a deep southern accent!

Maybe, Got it from some American website on church jokes

[enigma]

Forests, lakes, and rivers, clouds and winds, stars and flowers, stupendous glaciers and crystal snowflakes - every form of animate or inanimate existence, leaves its impress upon the soul of man.

[Just Another Human]

Forests, lakes, and rivers, clouds and winds, stars and flowers, stupendous glaciers and crystal snowflakes - every form of animate or inanimate existence, leaves its impress upon the soul of man.

Ur animations are just tooooo good. Keep it up.



And yeah, the quotation was beautiful too.

[enigma]

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light.

[Just Another Human]

Can u spell GOD



Three people from different parts of the country passed away at the same time. All were met at the gates by St. Peter.



The first was an architect from California. Peter said, "You've built beautiful buildings and served men on earth, but before you come in you have to pass one small test, spell 'God'". "G-O-D," replied the architect and St. Peter waved him through.



The second person to approach was a rancher from Texas. Peter looked at him and said, "You've served man upon the earth by providing food through the cattle you've raised but before you come in there's just one small test, spell 'GOD'". "G-O-D", said the rancher and Peter waved him through.



The third person was an attractive businesswoman from New York. Peter said, "You've served the world of commerce, but before you come in you'll have to pass one small test." At this the woman interrupted, "Oh come on now Saint," said the woman, "I've had to fight for every promotion I've ever gotten. I've had to take lower pay for the same job as a male colleague, and I've been continually harassed by bosses and peers for one reason, my gender. And now here I am and you're giving me a hard time too; what kind of test? Let's get it over with."



Peter thought for a moment and said, "Spell Czechoslovakia"

[enigma]

Click on the below link and try to get the 3 frogs from right to left and left to right.

http://www.comp.pucpcaldas.br/~al550050184/flashgames/sapo.swf

[Ar!e$]

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light.

impressive

[Just Another Human]

The Price Was Too High



God spoke to Adam and said He could make him a woman, as wife.



"What would this woman be like?" Adam asked.



Because there were no other people around God had to take illustrations from nature to describe her and said something like this:



"She would be more beautiful than a sunset, mountains reflecting on water, and the shimmering colors of a peacock's tail all wrapped up in one. She would have skin as soft as a petal. She would be as playful as a kitten and as faithful as a dog. She would work like a beaver yet still be as gentle as a dove. Her laughter would be like the babbling brook and she would sing like a nightingale. She would be in fact be the perfect companion and always make you happy."



Adam asked, "What would such a woman cost?"



God replied, "An arm and a leg."



"Oh," said Adam, "That's too much! What would I get for a rib?"

[Just Another Human]

God's VoiceMail

We have all learned to live with "voice mail" as a necessary part of modern life. But have you wondered, what if God decided to install voice mail?"



Imagine praying and hearing this:



"Thank you for calling My Father's House. Please select one of the following options:



Press 1 for Requests

Press 2 for Thanksgiving

Press 3 for Complaints

Press 4 for All Other Inquiries.



I'm sorry, all of our angels are busy helping other sinners right now.

However, your prayer is important to us and will be answered in the order it was received, so please stay on the line.



If you would like to speak to:



God, Press 1

For Jesus, Press 2

For the Holy Spirit, Press 3

If you would like to hear King David sing a Psalm while holding please press 4.

To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven, Press 5, enter his or her Social Security number, then press the pound key. (If you get a negative response, try area code 666.)



For reservations at "My Father's House" please enter J-O-H-N followed by 3-1-6. For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth and where Noah's Ark is, please wait until you arrive here.



Our computers show that you have already prayed once today. Please hang up and try again tomorrow. This office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday. Please pray again on Monday after 9:30 AM. If you need emergency assistance when this office is closed, contact your local pastor."

[Ar!e$]

God's VoiceMail
We have all learned to live with "voice mail" as a necessary part of modern life. But have you wondered, what if God decided to install voice mail?"

Imagine praying and hearing this:

"Thank you for calling My Father's House. Please select one of the following options:

Press 1 for Requests
Press 2 for Thanksgiving
Press 3 for Complaints
Press 4 for All Other Inquiries.

I'm sorry, all of our angels are busy helping other sinners right now.
However, your prayer is important to us and will be answered in the order it was received, so please stay on the line.

If you would like to speak to:

God, Press 1
For Jesus, Press 2
For the Holy Spirit, Press 3
If you would like to hear King David sing a Psalm while holding please press 4.
To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven, Press 5, enter his or her Social Security number, then press the pound key. (If you get a negative response, try area code 666.)

For reservations at "My Father's House" please enter J-O-H-N followed by 3-1-6. For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth and where Noah's Ark is, please wait until you arrive here.

Our computers show that you have already prayed once today. Please hang up and try again tomorrow. This office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday. Please pray again on Monday after 9:30 AM. If you need emergency assistance when this office is closed, contact your local pastor."

dat was gr8..n CONGRATS ON becomin a COOL HYDBADI

[akhilis2cool]

Good Morning PPl.

[enigma]

[enigma]

[akhilis2cool]

Thanks u and same to u enigma

[enigma]

A great obstacle to happiness is to expect too much happiness.

[enigma]

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination.

[enigma]

To have joy one must share it. Happiness was born a twin.

[enigma]

Happiness adds and multiplies, as we divide it with others.

[enigma]

Blessed are the angels who walk with us,

though we are unaware,

those people who take time to listen....

to understand and care.

Blessed are those with unseen halos,

earned through deeds of love,

for they will always be for us,

Sweet blessings from above.

[enigma]

FACTS OF LIFE

At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.

At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep.

You mean the world to someone.

If not for you, someone may not be living.

You are special and unique.

Someone that you don't know even exists loves you.

When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.

When you think you have no chance at getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, you probably sooner or later will get it.

Always remember compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.

If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they're great.

[enigma]